POSITIVE ASPECTS OF MY JOB

hmm
i get to earn some money
i get to drive the work van. heaps of fun!
i get to see amazing, "forgotten by god" places and talk to the people that live there
free internet
free apples
free work clothes (see shoes below)

NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF MY JOB

lack of sleep
ruined sex life (i mean, isn´t the morning just the best moment ever?)
gain of weight due to commuter life style and terrible canteen food
tight shoulders from driving, sitting in front of a screen, lifting weights and walking in and out of freezer cells
sense of despair and imprisonement